Addendum to previous

[psst]

I am not in bed yet, no.

I was just looking at the visitor traffic stats.

First off, who the heck keeps visiting from Not Puerto Rico? It’s like, it’s Puerto Rico? But then it’s also Washington, DC or some other mainland location at the same IP address. Are some of you using IP masking? I mean, go ahead if you want, just be aware it’s parsing REALLY weirdly and maybe you might want to ask for a refund.

Okay. That aside.

[whispers] SOMEONE IS VISITING FROM AYRSHIRE.

I have NO idea who. I just know they’re in Irvine.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

It’s probably nothing. Dammit, it’s probably nothing. I AM GONNA GET EXCITED ANYWAY. I don’t have enough good excitement in my life right now.

Okay. Now I am going to bed for reals. Holy shit, I did not want to fall back into bad habits…