Administrivia: 02 December 2021

I’m literally being eaten alive, and no I don’t mean the fun way (this is South Louisiana, remember… YES, EVEN IN BLOODY DECEMBER, why do you ask? We don’t have seasons like with fucking midges), so this will be brief.

You longtimers are aware I have a Google Alert set for Rory. What I may have neglected to mention is that more recently I set an alert up for him on eBay.

Most of the time it’s harmless.

Occasionally I really wonder about someone.

Whatever you think — I won’t judge… much — there you go. How’d they do it? 3D print. Enjoy. Or go “WTF.” Whichever.

Second up. Normal TV — I use the term “normal” only in a literal sense — is what’s got me going WTF these days. But I am pleased to note I’ve seen two of Rory’s movies in the past week: xXx: Return of Xander Cage and the Clash of the Titans remake. On the whole I like the first one a lot more, not least because Rory gets more lines, his character gets a bare-bones back story, and his character LIVES.

Sorry if I spoilered it.

(No, I’m not.)

Anyway, so that was nice. I’m actually a bit on tenterhooks wondering what network TV is going to throw at me next.

I still have my Rory DVD collection, anyway. I am nowhere near done, but I’ve got enough to be going on with. Yay!

Okay. JESUS SUFFERIN’ FUCK I FUCKING ITCH… FUCKING LOUISIANA STATE BIRD DIE DIE DIE.

[sob]

Off to find the Benadryl. ‘Later.